
I am a nerd, and a geek. I have serious nerd/geek cred. You're not going to trip me up on any kind of comic book trivia - I challenge you. As a matter of fact, I think I could give Mark Waid or Kurt Busiek or Bob Rozakis a run for their money. Yeah, I am that damn good. I know my geek pop culture too, the movies, the television, the books, the role-playing games. I am as at home at a Doctor Who convention, a Star Trek convention, Gen Con or even San Diego as I am on my sofa. I know my stuff. But.

It's not cool to be left out of the conversation like that, especially if the previous topic was comics and I was ruling. I don't want to look confused while y'all talk about Portal and Lego Batman and why the DS is better than the Xbox (or vice versa). I want to be in the conversation, I want to learn, I want to live. I am prepared to become a gamer, I'm ready for this.
Now can someone tell me how to turn this thing on please?